Death Match!

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"If you're waiting for the world to be fair, stick around to the end when
nobody, not even your good dog Dan, gets out alive.
That's the only time she don't play favorites."
                                                                                        -- Bernard Humid

(22" x 44" acrylic on wood panel)

Manny, Moe, Jack

                                      "The more beautiful the voice, the harder it is to believe the singer."
                                                                                                                                           -- David Byrne

Your Team Captain

  

                                                                                       "I hate the way we are traumatized and imprinted
                                                      in early childhood and have to spend the rest of our lives
                                                          trying to overcome these infantile mental fixations."
                                                                                                                                                                                                             R. Crumb

O.P.Q.

                                                                                   "ONLY PUSSIES QUIT!"
                                                                                                (another pep talk from Coach Jerry Tupper)  

Sandy

                          (18 x 24 oil on canvas)

BOYS vs GIRLS

Back when he was in kindergarten, my son and his classmates drew superheroes and listed their powers.  I took the images and blew them up then transferred them to a canvas where I added some background colors and words and voila... folk art from the kiddos.   My favorite super power:  Evil balls.  (24 x 48)

More Chickens Sans Heads

                                                             (India Ink on vintage wallpaper 16 x 24)

At my wedding reception, My Uncle Tub, a wheat farmer who had been married forty-some years, pulled me aside and matter-of-factly said most of his marriage had been like "gripping a shovel the day after you'd dug your first ditch."   He then wished me good luck and headed back to the bar.